Test drive Audi TT compartment since 2006 compartment
The dictatorship of the glamor
Audi TT was tested by Moscow Alla, Baby! Well, how are you, chicks-bumps? I'm all in business! I’m going from a manicure for hair removal, then take a walk to the Tretyakovsky passage, then in a fitness club. Baby, can you order me a pass to the car in the Kremlin there tomorrow concert stars rhymes at midnight? What will I be on?! Well, of course on Audi TT! (transcript of wiretapping a mobile phone, obtained by the author dishonestly)
The text of Irena Ponaroshka
(VJ MTV live)
Ah, new Audi TT! I don’t know why men need this car probably to drive quickly. But this car is needed for a weak, beautiful and spoiled floor because ... because we love that everything is beautiful! In order for snake leather shoes to be combined in color with a purse so that the blush is shaded by the tan, and the sports miniature expensive car shade the rest. Agree: a girl leaving the parking lot from Audi TT, and not from a choo-o-rive jeep, is gaining several points in the ranking in the eyes of others. Especially if people around are also women.
In general, the new Audi TT in Moscow was originally set by a bohemian tone long before the premiere in the capital, a series of prestigious parties called Cabarett was held, which, apparently, were called to explain the glamorous public that the TT is Komilfo. To aggravate the effect, Audi PR managers decided to give Sportsup to the Queen of Russian Glamur, Ksenia Sobchak. A blonde in coffee beans (this is an alternative name, and a real blonde in chocolate) rolled on a car and informed the audience that it was a gorgeous car. And arguing with this statement is stupid. The new TT has everything good for the car’s design, almost everyone likes it. On the one hand, the features of the predecessor are recognized in it, on which we all turned on on the roads in 1998, and on the other hand, this car would like to make a compliment: how you got prettier! The metamorphosis of this sports compartment reminds me of the evolution of a teenage girl who has turned into an elegant attractive girl. The former TT was childishly puffy for a sports car, round features prevailed in his appearance. The new version stretched in length, and its lines became more acute, swift. The front and back optics deserves a separate ballad. Perhaps Alla Borisovna Pugacheva will agree to devote her lines to them in your eyes, like in a mirror, I look. And the eyes are a mirror of the soul! So I climbed the new Audi TT into the soul. And the soul is Maaalenaya! And how she does not try to pass herself as a four -seater according to the 2+2 system, still does not work out. Because even if I sit at the wheel of a supercompact driver, then there is no place for the rear passenger at all. And for the head, by the way, also a very mowed roof, which looks so advantageous outside, eats the whole space for the head of the one who is behind. But there is a great feature for lovers of global shopping: the backs of the rear seats are folding, and then you can shove as much as 700 liters of healthy cargo, in the sense of updates!
I attach myself to the driver's seat and what do I see? In the design of the front console, everything is fine, everything is beautiful and concise, but the eye does not stop at anything specifically. This is generally a feature of Audi cars will call it restraint. They seem to not pay attention to fashion trends and glamorous trends, but do everything in their own style. The main thing is that everything is convenient and accessible in their usual places. Therefore, there is nothing to write about. You get into the car, as in the bathroom you go to your right to a toothbrush on the right, a tube of pastes on the left, an arrangement in the center. The house is native. The only deviation from the rules of the steering wheel. Apparently, the designers decided that there were enough correct circles on the concern's emblem, so the steering wheel is a circle truncated from below. By the way, this idea is quite functional thanks to it, there is more space for the legs, and when intercepting the steering wheel, additional points of the support for the fingers are created, and the steering wheel does not slip out of the hands. The side windows remind us that a large impetus of the German automobile industry at one time gave tank building. From the loopholes of Audi TT, you can perfectly shoot back, for example, cherry bones, but for a city tour they are not suitable. In addition, they do not allow neighbors to evaluate the entire scale of the beauty of the driver. This is a clear minus, after all, the TT is by no means intended for hunchbacks from Notre Dame. And in vain, the designers of the second -generation Audi TT did not provide for the hatch or now fashionable panoramic roof. Then in the cabin there would be more light, air and space. And in the current version, the ceiling is very pressed on the seated and this, for sure, adversely affects the psyche. And to motorists suffering from claustrophobia, this car is simply contraindicated. Well, women, of course, can talk endlessly, but it's time to ride! Touching. Do not wait for a scream of wow! Do not wait. And oh, mom, I'm afraid! too. The car is touching smoothly, the engine does not stun the roar again, the family features of Audi are affected. Under the gas pedal, of course, the potential is felt, and the car brushes very briskly with wheels, but this does not cause primitive horror, as in other sportscups. It's all about excellent soundproofing the engine does not yell the driver in the ear, how powerful and overexcited today is. In the machine that I got, there was a mighty V6 with a representative volume of an engine of 3.2 liters and a capacity of as much as 250 horsepower. This is not at all a children's (or female) unit! The last time I drove in such a powerful car, I barely touched the gas pedal, treating it, like a bunny for a rainy day carefully and carefully. But Audi is easier, because there is all -wheel drive and 250 forces can be divided into two (rear wheels), but by four. She does not strive to sniff from under you in the style of OOC, I accidentally, I won’t. All under the tight control of the authorities, read the driver.
Fortunately for urban posers, a car with a two -liter engine and without all -wheel drive, outwardly, is almost indistinguishable from a cooler and more expensive. Well, who will count the number of exhaust pipes there!?
A powerful TT turns out to be a two -faced Janus: if you put pressure on the pedal tears, then it is quite possible to move in a stiffly and calmly around the city. Well, if the lumen appeared in the traffic, fasten your belts, prepare hygienic bags and do not look back at the offended faces of those who are left behind. At speed, the rigidity of the sports suspension begins to be felt, and thoughts in the head begin to jump with the machine. But, if you lose speed, the suspension is quite tolerant of driving around the metropolis is not much tougher than in any other car.
My TT was equipped with a unique S-Tronic gearbox (if you want to find out what it is, read about it in the universal section), where the letter S was waiting for the letter D under the letter D. which could mean both SPORT and SUPER. In this mode, the machine turns into a super -car and makes it clear that the number 280 on the speedometer is not a joke and not bragging. Switching to this regime (best under cover of night, when the city’s training grounds are free), I turned into a night witch: I flew around the city, laughed demonically with delight and turned the involuntary witnesses of my acceleration into salt pillars for a while.
But then the morning came, which was wiser than evenings, and I finally formulated my attitude to this car. You know, sometimes they say about women: everything is with her, it seems to be beautiful and smart, but does not excite, does not pull to herself. There is no that sexuality. So TT did not arouse in me a passionate desire to possess it. As if in Audi, Audi was a little ashamed, reproached, they were afraid to make this car a little brighter, incendiary and extravagant. Probably, they are simply forbidden to sex in the workplace.
The designer TT possession of this car immediately gives out a person with a decent taste that paves his own path in the intricacies of designer thought. There are some rear -view mirrors that are worth it!
For the sake of several days from TT, I even stopped using public transport for several days, which raised many questions and gossip among colleagues with MTV. Say, Soviet people do not go to work in the compartment! They, in principle, can be understood
Interior approached their business with an ingenuity. Knowing that women are always losing everything, they left a minimum of containers in the cabin
Snow -bunce TT If you are not going to store TT in the garage, then evaluate another advantage of its forms: it is easy to clean the snow from it! And if you do not clean it, it turns out an exceptionally beautiful snowdrift!
Photo by Leonid Grandfather
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