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Presentation Hummer H2, H3: Reinforcement General Hammer

My general! For a successful 2009 campaign, fresh reserves must be thrown into battle. We are granted a new headquarters, two cavalry regiments, a transport battalion and a mining row. Report Anton Chuikin.
Brigade H2.
Here, sir, we first converted a staff salon. Just in case, I saved the photo as he was before. No, no, the place is as much, but thanks to the modern interior it seems that it has become even more spacious. I dare to report, we removed extra corners! Of course, the main control handle is left for the convenience of command. Duplicate buttons made to the steering wheel. Signs chosen for radio dark display with luminous numbers. A little funny, sir: They said you like so much like the scoreboard on the stadiums, haha \u200b\u200bis to set laughter!
Here, in the second row, we have new chairs. Try it seems to me, it became more convenient, although still not an ideal: the floor is high, it is difficult to go out. Use headlights? Here's a pen Oh, almost fingers turned out! It's guilty, sir, probably, some kind of civic decided that it should be done at most, and stopped! Let's go better to the cavalryrs.
We got an additional 77 horses now in the H2 398 head brigade. Fodder? You know, Sir, this is some kind of new breed, they all together consume an average of 2.5 liters less than before. And, sorry, manure is not so much: emissions are reduced by quarter. Lynx march! Hold onto the turns, General, now we start so crawler, as if they were thrown into the alarm. True, the headquarters with its inertness will have to sweat during maneuvers, making orders and directives in advance.
Perfectly trying new from transport workers, fulfilling their mission. We have them and call a trans mission; There are six steps, electronics, two boosted such subordination.
Group H3.
This was sent here a big replenishment that we formed a separate regiment, assigning it the designation V8. These are our rapid response strengths: how-no 305 horses, they take overclocking until hundreds of only for 8.2 s. Try yourself, sir, I will give you a place on the KP. Carefully head, closed passage. How? What does it mean faster 160 does not go? Quite a reasonable limitation, it is still land forces, and not some kind of aviation there! Blame, sir, forgotten. But we have to be careful: the guys are trained for field actions, they are unusual to fight on the highway. City? Well, I do not know, we are marching there on the main building, but every day will go to the service it will be hard. So exactly, the order is the order, where will send well here, you see, I almost slipped the turn of the pedal should be pressed from the soul, if you want to command on the spot!
Allow me to show a division in the case! Thank you sir. Group, to battle! The challenge to go around the line, forcing the brod and take the one height. Eagles! Do not forget to use reduced but automatons move to position 1, maximum 2, so as not to disperse. See, the general, how they use the folds of the terrain without losing contact with the ground! Where do you want to crawl. We have a new weapon blocking the front differential, it together with two others makes the guys just devils
And what maneuverability! H3 is sufficiently bridgehead with a radius of only 11.3 m. Now lead them up, sir! Why acceleration? Our cavalry will cope without him! Yes, there will be a way around to the top, there would be a desire. And here are newbies, mountain arrows Hill Start Assist; Ready to support if the main masses will start sliding back. I repeat: the training fight with off-road was successful. Let me give gratitude from you to the guys?!.
DEBRIEFING
Yes, sir, I heard about General Suvorov. Is that Russian seems to? It is hard to learn, easy to battle our motto. I'm sorry, what? It would be better to arrange the promotion not number, but reduce? But how, sir, the new V8 detachment is already in demand in the hot points of the markets, where they are accustomed to heavy classical troops! However, for the next year for the N3 group, we promised recruits trained in the Turbodiesel program. They say it is required much less satisfied.
Prepare for peaceful life? On warm apartments? In cities? Sir, we will execute any order. The main thing is closer to the kitchen, sorry these words with a simple warrior. And the guys will not let, especially with such a reinforcement! _X0008_
Hummer is more than the name, this is a whole ideology of the game in the war. Observe its rules and enjoy.
 
 
 
 
 

 

Source: Journal "Behind the wheel"